UNNERF THE IO PLAYERS

I KNOW YOU GUYS DID IT I KNOW YOU NERFED THE IOS INTELLIGENCE TIME I TIMED IT IT’S 45 MINUTES UNTIL WE GET A SINGLE VIAL AND RUNNER CORPSE DELIVERED THAT’S ENOUGH FOR YOU A MARINE MAJOR TO OCCUR 2 TIMES AND A LITTLE EXTRA FOR ROUNDEND TIME I KNOW IT WASN’T 45 MINUTES FOREVER IT WAS WAY SHORTER MAYBE EVEN 30 MINUTES I SEE WHAT YOU DID, YOU FUCKERS, ON THE INTELCORD YOU MADE IOS SLOWER THE SECOND I START PLAYING RESEARCHER THE FUCKING SECOND I JOIN AS RESEARCHER THE IOS GET CAPTURED BY A DRONE HAAH VERY FUNNY INTELIGENCE OFFICERS LITERALLY WORKING FOR THE XENOCORD, THEY WILL WALK DIRECTLY INTO LAMBADA HIVE 5 MINUTES AFTER LANDING AND WORDLESSLY WALK ON A HUGGER TRAP EVERY ROUND TILL WE NOTICE AND THEN DELIVER INTEL TWICE ON A 4 HOUR ROUND WHICH IS STILL TOO FUCKING LITTLE, WHY THE FUCK DID YOU DECIDE INTELIGENCE OFFICERS, THE MOST IMPORTANT GROUNDSIDE PLAYERS, AND NERF THEM? STEALTH NERF THEM?! YOU BSATARDS I HATE RESEARCHING SO MUCH IM GOING TO GO PLAY A DIFFERENT FUCKING ROLE AT THIS RATE I CAN’T I HATE IO PLAYERS I HATE CHECKING THE HEALTH MONITOR AND SEEING ALL 3 ARE PERMA OR CAPTURED AT 00:45 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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TRUE! I read the code!