Zhu popping off and holy shit my sides are in orbit
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Ah, apologies. The moderators must have caught on to me, and are trying to subvert my message. Do not place trust in these, what do you call them… “xenodevs”! Know that if you simply follow the words of Our Great, Eternal, and Omniscient Chairman Mao Zedong (as detailed in Quotations from Mao Tse-tung), you too may bask in the glory that is Mao’s New China!
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Exactly! The only true “crime” here is being committed by these saboteurs who threaten to disturb the peace in this thread with slanderous comments against the glorious Chinese Communist Party. Do not worry, I have already communicated with my contacts in Tenecent about the issue. They will soon come to purchase the rights to this server, and these mongrels will soon find them perma banned from CM, as well as life.
In any case, should these obviously false charges be placed on me, my first reaction would be to call for reinforcements from my brothers and sisters in the People’s Liberation Army. Whilst I could most definitely face off the entirety of these pigs’ army with a single hand (but not blindfolded, as I would be unable to read the Quotations from Chairman Mao Tse-tung, and be weakened as a result), it is in the revolutionary spirit to unite against imperialists who threaten war. After all, as the Honorable, Noble, and Great Chairman Mao Zedong once wrote in Chapter 5 of his Quotations from Chairman Mao Tse-Tung, “[I]f imperialism insists on fighting a war, we will have no alternative but to take the firm resolution to fight to the finish before going ahead with our construction.” (Mao)
We would then gather at the LZ that the capitalists choose to land at (which we will figure out thanks to the outstanding work of our intelligence officers on the ship), and, once the dropship lands, we shall overwhelm the American pigs inside with sheer numbers and overwhelming firepower (as some of the young people back home would say, we would “Party like it’s 1950”).
With the main forces of the USS Almayer defeated, we would then sieze the opportunity to hijack the dropship to overwhelm the Almayer’s command staff, liberating the oppressed peoples abord the ship.
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Are you laughing at the CCP? At the work of the Cunning, Magnficent, All-Knowing, and All-Powerful Chairman Mao Zedong! For shame! Know that you and your “Gramps” character will be marked for execution in the coming revolution!
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This is a terror attack because American CM players are SHIVERING IN FEAR RN at this app 
I +1 this Let this man destroy the west with dongfeng missiles
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Destroy? The red hand of the Chinese Communist Party wishes to do no such thing. Get these notions crammed into your head by the Western media out of your head. The CCP simply wishes to elevate the working class of the globe to a higher standard of living! After all, as the Venerable, Cunning, Magnificent, All-Knowing, and All-Powerful Chairman Mao Zedong wrote in his *Quotations from Chairman Mao Tse-Tung, “Our enemies are all those in league with imperialism - the warlords, the bureaucrats, the comprador class, the big Landlord class and the reactionary section of the intelligentsia attached to them. The leading force in our revolution is the industrial proletariat. Our closest friends are the entire semi-proletariat and petty bourgeoisie.”
To this end, when we finally annex liberate the working class of the UA, we shall feed them only the finest of rats and vermin that infest their dilapidated farms, and arm them with weapons made of the highest-quality steel salvaged from their kitchen utensils!
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An evil capitalist dude (万恶的资本家) claims that communism is nothing but a term for dictatorships with either red flag or “democratic republic” in the name. How would you respond? (Mow them down is not a valid option)
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Ah, so you’re learning the people’s language! Good on you! I won’t deny the possibility that you’re just using Google Translate, but it’s a start!
In any case, assuming this poor soul is merely a misguided proletariat (hence why I cannot simply mow them down), the first thing I would do is recite to them the entirety of Quotations from Chairman Mao Tse-Tung in the hopes that they will come to change their mind of their own accord. If they do not, however, more drastic measures must be taken. I would get in touch with my contacts in Beijing and have this individual relocated to one of our fine facilities in the Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region. It would be unfortunate, but some people never learn.
In fact, this is what happened to the previous owner of this account. They pretended to be an American on this forum as well as many others in an attempt to get away with spreading slanderous misinformation about the Chinese Communist Party. Do not worry, he is safe. For now…
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I think that was actually a trick question because no one calls a capitalist “dude” they call them a pig dog.
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KILL THE BOURGEOISIE!!! KILL THEM ALLL!!! THE RED HAND OF THE CHINESE COMMUNIST PARTY IS HERE!!! LONG LIVE MAO ZEDONG!!! LONG LIVE THE NEW CHINA!!! CHINESE TAIPEI IS THE PROPERTY OF THE CCP!!!
:cn_flag::cn_flag::cn_flag:!!!
Good work, you should be expecting an increase to your social credit score shortly. 做得好！
You already have a +1 from me, but this one’s just for fun. No right or wrong answers, just answer what you think is right.
You run into a member of the military police (热爱民主的资本家) who is arresting you for spreading the good word of Communism (最好的治理形式). He says that your charges are sedition and that you will be executed for these crimes. How do you react?
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Apologies for the delay in responding to you all. The previous owner of this account seems to have hijacked this device and I have not been able to give you all a proper response as a result. I am still working on fully securing this account, so my responses may be a little delayed until then too.
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Whilst you are correct, I was under the impression that they simply did not know much better, and opted to find a chance to let them down gently. After all, as the Great, Venerable, All-Mighty, All-Knowing Chairman Mao Zedong said in his Quotations from Chairman Mao Tse-Tung, the proletariat of the capitalist world has his mind corrupted by the various opiums that his overlords force on him, not the least of which being religion. Therefore, do not hate the proletariat who defends the very system that exploits them. Pity them instead, for they know not the true wonders the Red Hand of the Chinese Communist Party are capable of!
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Lin Wang is a hero.
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You mean the elephant?
Good for you, I suppose?
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+1
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What would your character do in this situation ?
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Win ngl
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head-thrust upward where the beast either shears my neck or I begin to passively suffocate it
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OP has not responded.
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Quick character break here: sorry for the lack of activity on my part. I have been active on other parts of the forum, but I also have stuff to do IRL, so I really can’t spare more than a few dozen minutes a day on here. I take on average 2 hours to form a response to your guys’ questions (not joking) and I’m also working on a medical guide for the forums as well, which is already over 19 pages long. As such, my responses will be slow for the time being.
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