USCM Dossier - Michael 'Ponyboy' Calhoun

Now waiting for that new promotion Lt. Col lore update :partying_face:

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We making Slopits a CO with this one :speaking_head: :speaking_head: :speaking_head: :fire: :fire: :fire:

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The people you keep in your basement don’t count as children or wife mr Calhoun

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clf misinformation

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He’s a lieutenant colonel and you are not, I’ll take his word over yours.

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Calhoun, is a consummate professional. Strangely he is still called a clown by his fellow general officers. The Clown incident of 71 will not be forgotten.

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I’m not in this. Immediately a bad dossier, smh.

Good otherwise I GUEEEEEEEEEEESS.
+1, good dossier

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Little late to the reading party smh

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Ok?

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Dude, same. Archibald literally saved the mans life and not a word.

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Fentanyl

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This man speaks truth

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i still giggle at

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im not in this, terrible dossier

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Liar.

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big ups ponyboy, -1 cuz I’m not in it
good luck on your next CO app

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Now dont go insulting this CO, he is my boss.

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@Harrysno you need to add @Lmwevil (Tess) to this dossier. It would be peak.

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LMAO

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