I have discovered a phrase that can cause instant psychological destruction. By studying the effect of brain rot I designed it to accelerate the process. Causing the victim to die of mega cringe within a few minutes.
So for you’r own safety do not read it. You might be wondering why I am posting this. Well thats easy, it’s part of my plot to destroy CM. The communist DDOS did not work so this is my next plan.
I know you people. You can’t help yourself so go on read it I dare you.
Welp I went blind reading this. Then I went deaf because of the text to speech. My arms fell off after someone signed it to me. Now im typing with my toes blindly. If this message makes it this far just remember I warned you. feels it in brail and feet fall off
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I have always been manually breathing. My extensive intellect allows me to micromanage my bodily functions, so that I may achieve peak efficiency and perform at CM on a level not achievable by mere mortals.
You dared to fret where no mortal sane enough should fret. You have touched the darkness of the void, the forbidden knowledge of the Tome of Cringe. I hope you realize there is no path back from witnessing it’s contents, your soul is forever cursed, your presence eternally tracked by entities beyond human comprehension, your life endlessly hunted by the ‘Great Heroes’ who seek to rid the world of cringe. By uttering the incantation, you have entered the service of dark powers as their apprentice without the ability to leave.
We have all been there, young apprentice, we have all been hunted and have escaped containment the ‘heroes’ tried to cast upon us. Do not fear now, for there is no going back, and thus you have to delve further into the dark arts to survive. I will not take you as mine own, but you shall learn at least the basic spell to make ‘Uwu Bathwater’, to shatter the sacred insignia and ability to survive in sacred places.
May your path be dark and perilous, in Rizz we Skibidi until the Fanum Tax ends our Imposter Killstreak.
