Hear me out.
GitHub bot that automatically checks your ckey against the server logs. If your weekly playtime doesn’t meet a minimum threshold (let’s say 5 hours), your PR gets auto-denied with a message: “Insufficient playtime to understand game balance. Play the game before you code for it.”
Game quality goes up 5 million percent instantly.
We are gonna get all our maintainers banned.
This is a good acid goop post.
No PRs will ever get merged with this 
How is this not in acid goop
Most people who make PR’s are never players, especially those who are so keen on making balance PR’s. 
If we’ve learned anything from developers who don’t play their game (Dead by Daylight being the prime example, my condolence to all those that play it), I genuinely agree and will pay someone one million dollars to make this PR.
The fact that people were making every excuse under the sky to argue against gender neutral pronouns to be a selectable customisation option in a SS13 community still boggles my mind even to this day…