yeah just shoot the MP then you will get away
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John rock 
willing to do what the rest of us hesitate to do
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Close the door in their face and screwdriver it. Then shock every maintenance door.
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Shoot the MP and eat that ban like a man.
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Eat the MP, shoot the ban.
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okay hear me out on this one
whats the last place the MPs expect you to hide?
the BRIG
why would they ever look for a criminal there?
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i always bring a screwdriver and crowbar with me, shocked doors? insuls arent hard to get
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Not every MP will carry a screwdriver a crowbar and insuls.
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If only you could do this and not have an admin up your ass in exactly 5 seconds
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Shock the doors. All of them.
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i mean, you ain completely wrong - the number of MPs i have robusted in the yard far exceeds how many i have killed elsewhere, especially with another prisoner.
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Invoke the name of Amber Walsh.
Hello. Local MP main here. Just carry a screwdriver! Theyâre free! And you can keep it on your ear. Simply close whatever door you ran through behind you and hit it with a screwdriver to open the panel. This will force said MP to need to have something in their hand to open the door. Or if theyâre extra dumb. They will stare bewildered that the door didnât open for them.
Disclaimer: I always have a screwdriver on my MP Person for this exact scenario. To defeat me in particular just dodge the extra slow taser bolts until I expend both of my tasers. Thatâs 32 shots in total. Iâm sure you can do it.
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@sapper look at Mensla stealing your moves.
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First of all donât go for mains, long 1 or 2 tile halls to get stun-gun in.
next if you can find them smoke nades.
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Fuck da police. Eat the ban like a man.
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These tips may be out dated a bit, but here you go.
Strip that armor off
Armor only slows you down, MPâs are forced to wear armor via SOP unless the CO permits MPâs to not wear armor to chase your ass specifically. If MPâs break SOP - which they OOCly and ICly cannot - I am 50% sure you can argue the arrest was invalid.
Corners
As explained by another person in this thread, corners will be your life saver, tasers are your most dangerous enemy in open long corridors. Make sure to turn tons of corners. I suggest entering maints when you get the chance, but make sure to wear non-suit sensored clothes. Stay north & south of the almayer, use the chefâs ladder sometimes to go downstairs, if youâre an MT/CT/anyone with an engineering skill, you can hack the door and give yourself free maints access.
Boxing shorts
If you want to be a true stealth master, either strip naked and run through the almayer like a mad man, or go to the Gym (North of medical) and wear Athletic Shorts. They donât have Suit Sensors forced on, so you can freely turn them off and be a free man as long as you donât have any direct run-ins with the MPâs.
Closets and hidden rooms
Hidden rooms and closets are amazing to hide in. Sometimes MPâs rarely check these areas, then they get bored and go eat donuts or whatever they do in their free time.
This room is called lower port atmos, south of engineering, there is another atmos room directly north of engineering - if you break lights and bolt the door you should be hidden from 50% of MP mains.
The room circled in red is engineering storage - you may need to hack open the door or need engineering access to open it, but itâs an amazing place to hide during a search for you. Sometimes even I (140hr CE & 40hr MT) forget that this room exists.
Summary
These combined skills will make you the master at hiding from MPâs. Just donât share the secrets outside of the cord and contact me on the MTcord if these state secrets are leaked to Beck & Lance. I will add onto this with ideas/concepts you might have, and make sure to use different locations to hide from MPâs everytime, their cord spreads the word fast.
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Incorrect, PB them. Eat the ban like a man.
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