I once flashbanged the entire req line as MP
it was justified I think, I dunno it was a few years ago
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Anna Bow did a Funny.
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MT gang never tells
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Very true.
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First SO round I accidently fucked up the OB coordinates and managed to Cluster OB the frontline….I gaslit the Delta FTL who gave me the coordinates that it was his fault.
Round ended up being a marine major anyway but it ended as the SEA was investigating the OB fuck up……was sweating the whole time.
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deleting someone in game despite telling them not to shoot someone multiple times (they were very angry against said person)
grimx15 was not amused (it was funny)
As a CC roundstart I went to CIC to make an interview about some fluff lore stuff, but nobody had time so they told me to wait and command left CIC leaving SSD SO inside only. I grabbed a random phone, called CL that I am XO and he is evicted from ship to the colony immediately because I hate WY and him also.
This caused CL to fax WY, two legal department agents were sent to the Almayer, researchers found DNA disintegrating chem so goons were also sent, drama caused by CL being “evicted” and chem mixed together into a chaos, kidnappings and killings. I even interviewd CL about his abuse from USCM officer. I was very close and friendly with CL till hijack, so they allowed me to board their shuttle to goon station.
After round end I confessed about the prank, CL OD’ed me on ultrazine, I OD’ed him on Mod88 bullets, nobody revived anyone. CL as a ghost said he had a lot of fun thanks to that.
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Not me but back when MT gang was still wildin a few years ago and we had more engineering tools available to us and you could still place piping and stuff.
MT made some sort of pneumatic cannon that fired whatever you threw into the loop from 1 side of the hallway back into the other. Anything caught inside got caught in the high velocity death loop and some poor SO woke up and mindlessly walked through it and his entire body got trashed from being hit by like 10 throwing knives 10x over in under a second lol
Officers inspected it a few minutes prior and were cool with it being up on the ship.
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I was the Quartermaster that round! I heard something about the “Major General” being fed to Jones. I didn’t know it was a cow. So when the CO called requisitions from her office to reserve two M41A Mk1 AP magazines, I pretended I was talking to Jones. “Of course, Jonesy! Anything else? How was your meal? Was it tasty? Do you want an order of wet food or dry food?”
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I once stole the XO’s door and hid it in maintenance, as is tradition in the US Navy.
One time I made a custom crate with the package wrapper as a cargo technician and named it the Troop Morale Care Package. Inside was a lot of pizzas, some hot sauce, cigarettes, and boxes and boxes of exotic ammo - explosive, incendiary, HEAP, LE, all the good stuff. They were all empty, and the bravo SL was pretty disappointed when he found out the crate that landed was filled with essentially cardboard boxes.
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The MT gang does not reveal its secrets. Any information presented here regarding the MT Gang is False.
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This one wasn’t intended as a prank, but it was so incredibly hilarious. A few months ago I was playing in a round and as we were evacuating, I strapped to the first chair on the left side upon entering from the Alamo’s rear hatch. The launch alarm was blaring, and a few seconds later the pilot began to take off. Stepping over the flashing lights of the landing pad was a wounded marine trying to make it out alive. The rear hatch closed after letting me in, but it wasn’t locked - we were not yet airborne. To save this marine a precious second, I decided to left click the hatch to open it again so he can enter without stopping. Problem is, he had the same idea too, so the hatch quickly opened and closed. This went on for two more times - each time it opened I got a glimpse of the approaching xenomorph horde. The engines spooled up and quickly generated enough thrust to take us out of the atmosphere, and that poor marine never made it. I was due a well-earned berating for the duration of that flight. It was a very funny moment, but man I felt bad for that guy.
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vodka in the unga
Fed the CL and CE a burger made of human meat, resulting in me getting jailed for Crimes against Humanity.
Put a signal C4 on an admin controlled cat while playing OT (I was high), then a MT put a proxy C4 on jones and somehow set it off. I got blamed for both. OT is very fun to play while high, but I really shouldn’t…
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Back when I was maining XO I would go to the private quarter’s shower at the end of op and “give deadchat a show.” I’d slowly remove my clothings and place my bowler hat on the table and rub myself down in the shower with great detail.
Also, when I meet new privates I give them the m79 grenade launcher with a slug baton and teach them that it’s a completely safe weapon to be used as a prank to other marines ( I usually have them shoot my big hairy chest first). SEA’s love it when I do that in front of them.
probs when I deconned all of upper engineering
it took 3 hours to do but all of it was destroyed as far up to shipside comms
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Absolute mad lad.
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Did your mom (epic style) (hidden camera) (social experiment) (shoe nice sponsorship)
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