which xenomorph can best talk me through a bad breakup?

General Acid Goop
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some are clearly better at this than others

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Xenomorph Queen/Empress, it’s the only one that can directly communicate with humans via psychic magic.

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i also think queen, but because she is also going through a breakup. the king is off in some xeno casino while she has to take care of all the kids

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yes but can she help me see that the relationship wasn’t bad just because we were incompatible?

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burrower

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Forget talking. What about someone who can give us hugs? no words, no small talk. Just an empathetic hug - so clearly, the facehuggers are the prime candidates here.

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Boiler because they’re objectively the hottest so I can use them as a rebound to cope with my shattered heart

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None. Xeno RP is non-existent, and if any of them even had the means to help you, they will just slash you.

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gardener drone could absolutely get you through a bad breakup, tbh probably any drone caste could, except for a hivelord

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Gardner drone would be the bartender you go “hit me up with some alacrit” after a bad breakup.

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I would guess a Greeno Queen, with a capability to talk to humans and no urge to murder you

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Healer drone gf :revolving_hearts:

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Carrier does it best!!

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Boxer

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The healer drone can put you back together.

Maybe fix some broken hearts too.

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Defender, cause it will always cover for you

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Shaman

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their love language is snacks that you can only eat once

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Acid runner…

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Predalien. You will both die in a bracer suicide charge of some sweaty pred.

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