This motherfucker rolls Runner and all he does is try to piss me off as much as possible. This fucking dickwad pounces me, gets one slash in, and then fucking suicide rushes me 5 seconds later. Can we ban this motherfucker? Having to use Tricord and then going on my way really pisses me off.
What are your thoughts on this fucking bumbling moron? I personally hate this FRA9 fucker
Don’t even mention Commisar “Cryopost” Slove. I’ll be sad. FRA9 out, yo
Yeah I know right? Also, fuck this RAG3 guy, and dont even get me STARTED on Randy Webb.
FRA9 is fine, whatever let’s talk about that nikola mitraliera guy though wtf
Im just minding my own business as a prae going along and suddenly some fucking Shotgun Butterbar+ rushes me while screaming inspiring words and I die!!! Isnt he supposed to be caged in a glass box for the entertainmrnt of marines??? Like what’s that about!!
Big shoutout to Queen FRA9, the undisputed queen of map-reading, who somehow managed to set a hive in Sensors with that god tier brain of theirs. Nothing says "total xeno conquest" like having the Hive Core immediately destroyed, am I right? Pretty sure they just closed their nonexistent xeno eyes, threw a dart at the map, and said "Great place to Hive." Genius. Absolute Genius. But let's take a moment to thank Ravager III, the only reason any of us are still capping. III saw the disaster unfolding, and in a move worthy of a legend, threw himself into the chaos to kill 6 marines to pull our sorry asses out of the hands of defeat. While we were busy screaming about bad screeches, III kept their head cool, rolled 5 decaps, and rallied the Hive like a true hero. If it weren't for III we'd be nothing but another stain on FRA9s record.
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