My names Jack Exolt ( you probably have heard of me)
I’m a hot single marine aged 22. I’m desperate and willing to take anyone. I bench probably more then most of CM players and i’m the above average player.
My qualifications are:
Melee’ed a queen to death as a scout.
Probably can save you as a scout.
C4’ed a ravanger as a scout.
And i plab runners
My weaknesses ( hate to admit):
I drink way too much alcohol to see straight.
I’m a “Le XO deployer”
I don’t follow orders
And there’s a man in my radio that calls me " a fucking liberal."
My dream goals:
To C4 a predator while they are busy doing something stupid.
Pass ghost academy for scout basics.
To stop point blanking myself eith a shotgun.
Also shout out to the scout homies who don’t frontline and die
Name is Felix ‘Cash’ Taylor, and I am sure you have heard of me. Handsome, intelligent, modest. I dont need to bench, I get what I want with my rogueish smile.
Qualifications:
Witty and ready for a fight, be it verbal or physical.
Killed everyone in briefing once by disarming my SL.
Cause a massive riot by cutting off a bravo’s head with a barstool.
So strong I accidently punched my own head off while in police custody.
Made thousands selling brains and other marine body parts to the chef and other individuals.
Weaknesses:
Play medic
Never actually kill a xenomorph.
Get bored easily.
Never actually read what you said because I got bored.
Enemy of Gramps because he is an old bastard.
Dream goals:
Have Gramps committed way more frequently than I have.
Actually kill something besides marines and medical with my gun.
