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I once asked a major the same question, they wisely answered: “It’s because it makes for a great horror movie.” (sadly I forgor who it was)
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You don’t notice the xenos resting every 30 seconds? They’re sleepy. marines go when xenos are sleepy
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It makes for better memoir chapters if 3/4ths of your troops die for you to win epic style and own the xibs
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Absolutely fucking true marines only exist to be killed off in character dossie nerds’ stories
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Yeah and by character dossier stories you mean in the greatest YouTube channel ever, Eveninglads. Remember to like every video, subscribe, and hit the bell icon.
i know of that guy wish he made more videos sometimes
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They need to rescue survivors. Also, at the North Pole, the night can last for about half a year. The length of the night can also vary on different planets, on Mars it’s about 24h, on Venus about 2 months.
the sun exploded
“NOOOOO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND WE SPENT 500 HOURS REVAMPING LIGHTING!!! SO WHAT IF ITS HIGH NOON PLANETSIDE IT’S PITCH DARK!!!” - coders probably
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explain the sunrise nerd whenever marines win the sun you claim exploded magically appears and lights up the planet.
This is all a USCM conspiracy to have marines killed to lower the payroll!
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survivors can wait probably, cope.
we need the sunrise and sunset PR back
Erm the survivors will die anyway (CO too busy showing off their medals to provide briefing), might as well wait for the morn *clueless (the planet was taken completely by aliens)
Colonel Greg Lauffeur round.