xeno hate rant #32912

nesting has no counterplay and is pretty much a round remover with no alternatives other than “don’t get capped lmao”

let us resist out of nests but make it be longer than being buckled with handcuffs maybe? or the same but you get a huge slowness? anything to not have a lagspike and immediately be fucked for the rest of the round

i forgot the other thing of hat i was going to say
i think nesting as it is has been grandfathered
no this is not acid goop

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Ok but every other round you will be forced to afk as xeno in hive to tackle captured marines every 2 minutes so they don’t escape from the nests.

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Because it is. And it should be.
If you get freed you get a nice fat pop up saying so. That lets you back in.

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When you get lagspike capped - that’s the game auto-balancing you into xenos, enter the larva pool and await yourself bursting. Yeah it sucks, yeah it rewards xenos being braindead sometimes, but hey the rounds keeps going and marines get more xenos to shoot! Isnt that what’s the game about???
If you lagspike again and die as xeno that’s just admins soft-kicking you from the round, go touch grass\snow or write a staff report on whoever is the highest ranking staff in the round for adding ping and latency to the game.

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i think nesting as it is has been grandfathered

Vro. You called whole universe and aliens idea shit.
What the hell wrong with yo

bait taken

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can we remove the ping system i think it would improve the game

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True this is something I agree with, why did we add ping again?

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admins keep increasing my ping :angry::angry::angry::angry::angry::angry:
i sent them an ahelp but they banned me for spamming ahelp, i reported them and they told me it was a skill issue, so i made another staff report but then they perma banned me??? WTF??? I think this @general_hi_ping guy is in with it too.

real talk i wonder what happened to that ping dude, their forum account is suspended

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Got that fixed for you :heart:

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dying has no counterplay and is pretty much a round remover with no alternatives other than “don’t die lmao”

let us resist out of the dchat but make it be longer than the 5 minutes you need to wait to respawn as a xeno maybe? or the same but you get a huge slowness? anything to not have to play xeno and immediately be fucked for the rest of the round

i forgot the other thing of hat i was going to say
i think dying as it is has been grandfathered
yes this is acid goop

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i swear on my soul i saw their ckey in ooc last week, so i think they are still playing

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dude what? the ziggythefilmmaker guy has been joining every now and then on a multikey to grief (poorly) and get banned, hes most definitely 200% cbanned

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augh, i guess i just imagined it then

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Uhhh actually this is xeno hate rant #5120

Resisiting out of nests was a thing before but the alternative to that is some prae player having to guard the caps anyway. Plus if this were ever added you would just get hauled by some lurker for a few minutes up until the moment you pop, which is already a thing. As much as I fucking hate this cancerous round removing mechanic, the solution of struggling out of nests is, on the opposite, giga ass too.

I’d much rather have the cap process itself be crippled to hellfuck

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He has been around since the old forums.

He actually occasionally makes git accounts and puts some variant of “unban me or I will grief you you cannot stop me you fucking etc, etc” comments on all the PRs that are currently up, only to have them swiftly mass deleted by the all seeing eye of Drathek

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I think the man is legitimately insane. I hope he finds peace. No way this is actual trolling.

To give a serious reply, I understand how just being stuck permanently can be frustrating, but nest resisting isn’t the solution you think it is.

Because xenos know you can escape, one or two xenos get stuck in hive watching the captures and just tackling them whenever they start resisting. So, even though on paper you can resist out of a nest:

You are still permanently stuck. You do not have a chance to escape.

But with the added bonus that somebody’s forced to give up their round of actually playing xeno to stand in one place and occasionally shove people when that circle pops up.

I know this because like, a few weeks ago, limited nest resisting was TM’d! And it was awful! Imagine watching paint dry! But you gotta pay careful attention to the paint!

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the counterplay is not getting capped

skill issue

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Have a nade and go out like Vasquez.