🫵 you guys are noobs

[Flatulent]

Just had a phone call with the Alien Queen. Apparently, she is backing me up on this. You guys are indeed total noobs and never learn from your mistakes…

Nonetheless, here is my super awesome xeno tip… If you see shutters right next to marines, they are probably baiting you to walk in and die. It’s not super awesome to die as xenomorph, you guys.

Here’s a complimentary picture of me in mad drip. Enjoy.

[Pablo_Excavator]

how do you know the queens number. Are you a xeno agent?

[Flatulent]

I am the Queen’s Guy. I am the Guy. I am Him basically.

[George]

Welcome back king

[powerfulxtian]

unsuspended, soul has returned.

[DukeofCagliostro]

@powerfulxtian

unsuspended, soul has returned.

The scrolls fortold that in our darkest hour a champion would arise from the ashes and light our darkest hour.

[Flatulent]

I am evacuating with the women and children.

[DukeofCagliostro]

Alcibiades then.

[birb]

Welcome back from da unban

[Flatulent]

Hello HE-HE.
I mean.
RRRAAAAFGGGHHHHH!!! KILL EVERYONE!!! NO CAPS NO MAPS WE TAKE FOB BY STORM

[BasilHerb]

watch urself jrp teh next tiem you gib me I will ahwllp and ban you this is ur ;at warning ok???

[kooarbiter]

guys they made alien isolation a real thing