In my ideal case, I would have someone who has been charged with desertion and cowardice locked away in confinement until the end of the mission. Whereupon at the ending of the operation they would be brought out to the memorial grounds. From there on, they would be strapped to a metal chair in front of all the marines, now brandishing the plethora of medals I have awarded to them for their noble and courageous deeds. The marines would then proceed to stone the coward to death with their own medals.
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Is this satirical? Or are you being serious.
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We are deadly serious in this thread.
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Satire is a serious matter.
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Hit them with my 1973 Chevy Malibu. Since im literally Ryan Gosling from drive
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create a stunprod tase them then use my cable restraints to tie them to an operating table i stole and hid in maints then have a surgeon cut off all of that persons limbs before then tying the person to a chair in the middle of the sacrifice circle in chapel then chop their head off with a fireaxe while chanting in incomprehensible language and if they are still barely alive i just shoot them with an m44 magnum
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is… is this fr?
You can’t BE someone like that
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I prefer to have them drawn and quartered infront of their family 
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My prefered method of BE is ritualistic sacrifice
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After Windhealer threw me into an angry mob of marines to be feasted upon, I have no doubt you may BE someone anyway you like.
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magdump with a sg/mk2/m46c until they go perma
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Have them escorted to the Vehicle Bay. Say a prayer to the Lord of Gib, and sacrifice them in the name of the fallen chad crewmen that we have lost.
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My preferred method of BE?
We gather all the CTs and start chanting Latin and shit. Then we get the RO to suck the soul out of poor Private Snuffy.
While we’re still chanting, we disarm spam and table him as we take his shoes and throw him down ASRS.
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Handcuffed them to a chair in the field, break his legs, and leave him to the Xenos.
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don’t forget to break his arms as well
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*smacks head
How could I forget?
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I turn into a vampire and eviscerate them into shreds and rend them to pieces
Pic of me included of when you launch the Alamo before I finish briefing, FUCK YOU!!!
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Put em in a wooden coffin alive, and shoot them out of custom shell that can load said coffin into to it from the OB cannon.
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That’s too generous, unless they were disserting/cowardly and you get good hits
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