OOC: ComboTombo: Last night, Tyrone, Kinnear, and I (Frank Russo) spent 20 minutes summoning the Miracle of Sol himself in Alpha prep. As it turned out, we were toying with forces far beyond our comprehension - his spirit vaporized the light bulbs and dragged away Kinnear into the dark, never to be seen again.
DEAD: says, “when I say AP LOADED, CLEAR THE FUCKING WAY!!! you LAY DOWN AND KEEP YOUR FUCKING BODY FLUSH AGAINST THE FLOOR you dimwit fucks. Do you know the insane frags I could have gotten if people around me didn’t act like headless fucking chickens? WE would be SWIMMING in xeno tears right about now if you people just knew how to respect and maneuver around a SADAR spec. But no, we have fucking researcher protags with their useless semi shotguns that deal no damage. Coupled with their lack of armor it makes them, you guessed it, useless. Fuck this horrible team and fuck this round. Spec token down the drain. Peace.”