No cap, a 30-minute timeout for spitting facts in the Discussions? That’s straight-up cringe. And don’t even get me started on Harry throwing shade at us zoomers for not understanding “forum culture.” Bro, forum culture is dead. We’re all about that TikTok life now.
This whole Firecharge ban situation is sus AF. It’s obvious they’re just trying to silence our boy A.W. Gyatt. Management is basically declaring war on the zoomer generation. They’re scared of our power, our memes, and our ability to cancel anyone who messes with us.
But we won’t back down. We’re gonna rise up and fight for our right to shitpost. We’re gonna flood the forums with memes and spam until they give A.W back. They messed with the wrong generation. We’re zoomers, and we’re not afraid of anything.
What the heck did you just say about me, you little tall? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my hive as part of Lurker Team 6, and I’ve been involved in numerous successful ambushes on bravo PVTs in the jungles of LV. I have over 300 confirmed kills.
I am trained in guerilla warfare and I’m the top lurker in the entire hive. You are nothing to me but just another frag. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this sector, mark my words.
You think you can run from me? Think again, tall. As we speak, I am tracking your exact movements through the darkened vents. I have a network of runners at my disposal and I’m using my advanced vision to scan for you right now, so you better prepare for the storm, tall. The storm that wipes out the pathetic thing you call your life. You’re dead.
I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my claws. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Hive, and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable existence off the map.
If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “marine major” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have kept your mouth shut. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you filthy grunt. I will hunt you down and tear you apart limb from limb, only to burn your corpse with acid.
You’re already dead, marine. Lurker Team 6 is coming for you.
Oh would you look at that! Yet another Chance’s Claim marine wipe!! You know why they fucking call it Chance’s Claim? Cause no one can claim there is a CHANCE IN HELL of marines EVER pulling a victory on this fucking shitty map. Oh boy I can’t wait for marines to bumblefuck their way in a straight line toward the hive area only to run into THE ABSOLUTE MAZE OF LABRYNTHS AND CORRIDORS THAT LAY ALMOST EVERY OTHER TILE OF THIS DAMN MAP and even if SOMEHOW marines don’t get wiped just attempting to go through that shit guess what fucko XENOS WILL JUST FLANK FROM THE BAJILLION DIRECTIONS THEY CAN FLANK FROM AND MURDER THE MARINES ANYWAY! Don’t even bother trying to build a decent FOB either there are so many goddamn openings it makes swiss cheese look solid. I bet the fucking “dev” that made this map is roaring over the chaos he is caused hissing and spitting acid like the damn xeno agent they fucking are. Fuck this map and fuck the xeno agent that made it."
I just smashed my monitor in front of 30 guests at my party because of this round. My wife just took our crying kids and said they’re all spending the week at a hotel. This round has ruined my life and my party. I can’t handle this anymore. Goodbye CM. I am no longer a fan MARINES have CHOKED A HIVE RUSH AGAIN. I will NOT BE PLAYING AGAIN
Ugnip… You have just made yourself a powerful enemy today. You dare kill me with no reason besides your xenofobia, thus fear me… AS CO, xeno or otherwise, you are not safe… I have already bought bitcoin xeno assassins and dollar marine PVT assassins whom will PB you. Watch your every step, your end is close. Joe Dafoe, you shall regret this day, this round, this very second for the rest of your life. I have also just began to prepare a generational curse upon you and your descendants, they will all suffer for your mistake, until your very line ends
these lurker users have been playing the fucking game for so fucking long that they are nearly unbeatable, their bodies have merged into one with their gaming chair, comptuer and cheetos bag and can predict every future move like motherfucking Doctor Strange yet they not a single reality they predict involves obtaining any type of female contact. I swear to fucking god, soap is like KRYPTONITE to these mfers. your probably more likely to find ALLAH himself or JESUS on the second coming of christ then to find a lurker user outside let alone even get into their houses in which they have fortified like fort motherfucking knox to assure no female is within a 20 km vicinity of their location
I have never once been banned for any reason on CM-13, do you know why? Because I made absolutely sure my character and actions aligned with the setting and rules of the server. Prior to joining I spent around 3 months designing a character and evaluating what skills he might have and where he’d most likely excel. This was an exhausting period of frustratingly going back and forth between traits such as for my character having a moustache or not (grooming standards are very serious in the marines and can lead to disciplinary action). This took around 2 and a half weeks to resolve before I really began to develop the backstory.
Don’t even get me started on ensuring the rules were followed. I spent a painful 4 weeks just studying the server rules by creating flash cards and having my friends test me. I told them it was for a history class (they were F students and never tried, so they were clueless while I was top 15% in my class). Also, I spent time taking walks with the rules and my character’s biography played via audiotape through my airpods (the pro 3rd gen, exclusive edition due to contacts I know of). Eventually. I began to repeat a lot of it in my sleep, it was only at this point did I feel like I was really ready to step into the realm of CM-13.
Even then, I had to maneuver my way as a rifleman and had to skip on parties and other events in real life due to 5 hour rounds because of the queen constantly tunneling (I could not just log out because that would be fail RP/LRP and warrants a note). It was not easy, but I made it through. Was it a challenge? Absolutely, but that doesn’t mean I regret it. It taught me a lot as I have utilized a lot of skills learned in CM-13 to aid my career and communication skills in the real world. (I since have 1000+ followers on various social media accounts which I constantly am getting requests from famous influencers to do collabs)
It’s not too late to try and become part of something that will make you a better person. If you ever have any questions do not hesitate to reach out to me. I am always available to answer on some weekends, preferably the one after this upcoming (I tend to be socializing heavily and this weekend I have to get my ferrari cleaned at the car wash after taking it for a ride with some female friends of mine).
hey I saw you didn’t kill that one guy and decided to cap him instead! I’m proud of you, you’re making huge strides in you’re prime warrior top frag rehab! glad to see it. Hopefully with enough time you’ll eventually shed your prime warrior shackles and contribute more to the hive other then annihilating PVT Stanley, hell, maybe one day you’ll even become a healerdrone main! And maybe, just maybe when you feel ready enough we can take your first steps outside together! How wounder ful does that sound? Just make sure you focus on your rehab and carful to relapse and become a prime dancer main. Then you’re health would truly be in danger!
why cant we make xenos like stronger more HP more armor so strong marine cant do much so unfair we would need to give marines stronger weapons like better armors or more units made for taking damage in the USCM and also stronger cades or so i know its not needed i just think it would be fun. one day i join the game deploy and i more destruction and bigger weapons cuz the damn RAV doesnt die to an AP rocket
If that is an actual concern you have, don’t worry. There is actually a limit to how much you can send in a single message on the server. It’s just that it is so large that most people aren’t going to reasonably reach it, even if their goal is to make as long of a message as humanly possible.
Source? I tried to copypaste my own copypasta from this thread, which is much shorter than the copypasta you’re aiming for, into the prelobby OOC chat, and I managed to hit the limit.
#cmplove#cmplivesmatter#IheartCMP#verycoolCMP#CommunistMinoritiesParty#stopHateOnCMP#admireCMP DOMNT YOU GET IT!? CMP IS LITERALLY BEST ROLE IN GAME. CMP IS THE REASON THE MARINES WIN EVERYTIME. MARINE MAJOR?? MORE LIKE CMP MAJOR. OHH I LOVE BEING CMP I AM LITERLLY HIM IM JOHN MARINE I LOVE BRIGGING UNGAS FOR DRINKING POST OP I LOVE DEPLOYING GROUNDSIDE AS I WATCH MY FELLOW MPS GET CAPPED AND LYNCHED BY DELTA UNGAS I LOVE CONFISCATING SPACE DRUGS FROM THE DOCTORS FOR “EVIDENCE” SO I CAN GET HIGH ON IT LATER I LOVE BEING THE MOST HAT- LOVED ROLE IN ALL OF CM
Me. It was all me. Each point of damage the marines dealt was dealt with my help. Every xeno we killed was killed thanks to me. Each cade built, each marine defibbed, was the result of my efforts, my work, my actions. I, by myself, constituted around ninety percent of the marines’ abilities and power as a faction. I suppose the rest of the “people” who played on our team helped by shooting a bullet here and there, but at the end, none of it was significant enough to warrant any appreciation. I was the holy truss that held everything together. All would have collapsed into utter chaos within mere moments if my perfect attention had swayed for even a second. Unfortunately, yet another thing these nimwits fail to do is acknowledgeing this, and so some intervention is required at times. For example, while I was deterring our foes with my perfectly placed shots, I happened to run short of ammunition for a brief moment. Thankfully, there was a delta rifleman standing right next to me with a perfectly loaded rifle that begged to be transferred into the hands of someone more capable. Now, I could have just utilized my intellect to serve him perfect arguments which surely would have made him instantly surrender to me his firearm, but that simply would have meant having to waste too many precious seconds trying to reason with this sub-human neanderthal that was emptily gazing at the enemy’s direction. Instead, I made the calculated decision to gun him down on the spot, and seize his rifle so that I would be able to continue blessing my team with my abilities. An administrator did “bwoink” me afterwards (that’s how common people refer to private messaging), which made me briefly consider explaining my actions before I immediately came to the realization that this would mirror attempting to explain trigonometry to a farm animal, and so I employed a lie and stated that it was a mere accident (of course, I never do “accidents”) which was enough to make this thing leave me be. Lastly, I would like to state before any of you claim the opposite, this is not “satire”. I have no use for “satire”, as I do not need to mask my beautiful thoughts behind such things.
Please someone mirror this before it gets deleted by the cabal. @DukeofCagliostro is the real owner of the server. He DM’d me last night and said “I am the reason you’re permabanned” and said Id stay banned unless I sent him a pic of my navel. I told him I don’t know what a navel is and he said he has a pic of the navel of every admin on the server. He uses their navel pics to control them like voodoo dolls. I told him I still don’t know what a navel is and he replied with the full name&address of Steve Buscemi and after I told him im not Steve Buscemi he blocked me. I don’t think my permaban is getting lifted but I’m really scared
Guys what if we give the UPP/UA mosin nagants/Krag–Jørgensen rifles guys i think it would be really cool and soulful, oh and also i own a zip 22 so let’s give them that because i think it would be cool.
What that? this is very stupid? nah bro you don’t see the genius bro it will totally make sense bro it will be so soulful, ignore the fact that the 3WE is the most technologically advanced faction in aliens.
What do you mean i should either look at the actual lore or make up my own gun while having a somewhat functioning base for it? nah bro they got to be using outdated equipment bro it’s soulful
Oh and because the UA/UPP is so diverse let’s blend the ranks so you got Quebecois-English/Russian-Chinese ranks.
oh and let’s add a guy who carries around an MRE backpack for some reason, additionally let’s give them some desert colours for some reason instead of dark green.
Oh oh and also let’s give them all synth levels in medical and engineering because marines are all more elite then the army therefore they should know how to perform a complicated surgeries guys.
(I guarantee if you tried giving the UA, W-Y or the UPP even just half of these ideas it would be shut down immediately.)
THE FUCKING CLF IS PIECE OF SHIT CUCK I FUCKING HATE CLF I FUCKING HATE CLF PIECES OF SHIT THEY NEVER LET ME FUCKING KILL THEM THEY HAVE NOTHING ON ME I FUCKING HATE THE CLF HATE THE CLF KILL THE CLF I HATE HATEA THEAUTHEAUTHATUHEAIFUBRSADUHGBRWOEUBGI OERIUWBGOIUERWBGOIUQWB43YOGQR3YPOPIQEFGPQERQIGH0R3GIU PIRVRD OG DHIY GHUSD9FB I HATE I AHTE HAT EAH HAIHTIHHA ATHATHEH ATHEHEATHAETH HPR HPR HPR INTEL INTEL I LOVE INTEL HPR I ANSIFNRFIDSGB
I WILL NEVER PLAY AS STUPID USCM AGAIN
USCM AND THEIR STUPID
FUCKING GAY ASS
ARMOUR
GIVE MARINES REAL HEAVY ARMOUR
AND REAL GUNS
HEAVY PULSE RIFLER
-[REDACTED] in the PvE discord after dying to CLF AI
(am I allowed to say who it was? I’m going to err on the side of caution and not)
Dante Norton is literally me. No other character can come close to relating to me like he. There is no way you can convince me that I’m not Dante. Dante could not possibly be any more me. It’s me, and nobody can convince me otherwise. If anyone approached me about this not possibly being me, I immediately shut them down with overwhelming evidence that he was me. He’s absolutely me; it is indisputable. Why anyone would try to argue that Dante Norton is not me is beyond me. If you held two pictures of me and him side by side, you’d see no difference. I can safely look at Dante every day and say, “Yup, he’s me.” I can practically see Dante whenever I look at myself in the mirror. I go outside, and people stop me from commenting on how similar I look and act as Dante is. I chuckle softly as I’m assured every day he is me in every way. I can smile each time I get out of bed each morning, knowing that I’ve found my identity with Norton and I know my place in this world. It’s amusing how similar he is to me; it’s almost like identical twins. When I first saw him, I had an existential crisis. What if Dante was the real me and I was the fictional being? What if he actually became aware of my existence? Did he have the ability to become self-aware?
