Once saw a PVT clear out the ERT station with a mod88 using pure instinct and magdumping the SECOND that someone suggested he disarm like the truest American I ever did see. Can’t remember if it was UPP or CLF but they wrecked his SL and tried to convince the PVT to disarm assuming he was of no threat and he went full gamer.
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Based gun thrower marine!
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Really the new staff do that? Don’t you need like some amount of hours to be Staff?
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I remember some times when new privates ask around the cryo area for directions.
I tell them that we got separate squad reqs and then I examine him to tell him which one to go into and just buy the recommended stuff and m41a.
One time though there was this very new private[probably first time in ss13 and just clicked the most popular game], had to tell him about some very basic mechanics. He was so lost, he was in delta req, and he said that he couldn’t escape, so I examined him and noticed that he was an alpha marine. So I told him to eat and then follow me to alpha req, then he was confused on what to buy and I had to tell him a normal loadout from memory piece by piece. Then I saw the SEA and gave him the borderline impossible task of training this private 
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PVT shooting the SEA is always the funniest thing.
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time to necropost
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Was on Bravo as CT with a PVT (sadly we all got washed out on the other side of the map and they didn’t make it)
Within a week they had met the medical timelock to play HM with me as doc and got top revive on their first HM round.
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me 
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One alpha pvt i took under my wing while being rto got his 1st rav kill on new vero, fob was breached and i started fear rping saying all is lost and he did a war crime rushed the rav with an hpr and killed it, i was so proud of him
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when i got my bud to start playing rifleman wayyy back in 2019ish we were on LV near the generators when a lurker came to attack us and this fucker turned off his light cause he thought the xenos could not see in the dark, i was screaming at him on discord as he got killed cause he could not see shit
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i remember playing SEA and teaching a pvt all the cool stuff you could do in the ship, when i teached him how to salute he just kept saluting to ever officer and SL that passed by as i was explaining him stuff
they learn so fast 
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One round a month or two ago I spent the first 30 minutes of the round teaching a new Private the basic controls and mechanics and then took them down to deploy. Right after landing and telling them how to turn on their suit light, we walk out of the FOB right into a massive xeno push and a queen screech. They then got immediately dragged off into the darkness by a runner, and shortly thereafter the FOB fell and I died.
The first thing I did upon ghosting was observe them, and this is what I saw:
I’ve also seen a different Private strap a Doctor onto a rollerbed and push it onto the edge of the Alamo landing pad right as it landed, killing them both right in front of me.
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new players are the best thing about this game and I love them forever
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Hellware Mentor arc when?
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its more fun to teach them as a comrade who fights with them and watch over them on the ground :)) then u get to have that misery RP when u find his perma corpse
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I’m going to force you onto the mentor team like how hippie and biolock force people onto the Mod team.
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The time when the admins gave Private Jimmy John’s MARSOC was pretty awesome.
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Imagine deploying as CT only to teach a private
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