Have you read the role guidelines and expectations?
No
Why do you wish to become a Fax Responder?
Honestly I really just want to send Soyjacks to MPs and make fun of the Corporate Liason.
What do you consider the purpose of this role?
I figure it’s a really good way to directly vent IC to CLs or COs that I just really fucking hate and nitpick their plans. In addition I think MPs really go too far a lot of the time so being able to accept all the appeals sent my way could really help keep them in check.
What is your playtime in Command Roles?
I don’t usually play command but I backseat critique them in deadchat so that has to count for a few dozen at least. Just put me down for llike 500 in CO and that’s cool.
What is your playtime in Military Police Roles?
I don’t touch shitcurity
What is your playtime in Corporate Liaison?
Like 1.5 hours but I wrote a pretty steamy fanfic about Burke so if we count that it’s gotta be in the low hundreds
I find that RP works best when we can really dig into real life experiences and channel that. I would pen the following:
Dear Jenny, you ugly cretin.
I’m not “late on my alimony” I’m “refusing to pay for Todd’s kids.” There’s a difference, learn basic English and stop hounding me and stop telling those goblins you call kids to call me. I don’t want to talk to them. I don’t give a shit if it’s almost thanksgiving. I don’t give a shit if you involve my parents in this.
Fuck you and tell your lawyer I said fuck you to them too.
Didn’t actually read the application because there are 600 others submitted for the same smol whitelist so all I did was look at the name and recognized it so +1