Captain Sampson Ponds,
Dear captain, it is with great honor that I invite you to join our mighty Major staff, and I am most pleased to accept you into our ranks. I look forward to meeting with you in person to discuss future assignments, and to determine where you may best be placed. I would ask you to prepare yourself for the promotion ceremony that you may be properly recognized as a Major.
Godspeed Captain,
General Salvador Kepplinger
Deus te servabit