NoSugarPlumNovember - CO application

What is your BYOND key?

ive literally been asked this three times so far and I’ve said three times so far that its in the title
its literally in the title use your eyes

What is your Discord ID?

not letting you metagrudge me, nice try.

What is your timezone in UTC?

are you trying to doxx me?

Player Name You Use Most?

its so obvious you wanna metagrudge me

Ban Appeals, Whitelist and Staff Applications:

Have you been banned in the last 3 months?

no

If so, why?

no

Command Knowledge:

How familiar are you with command positions?

140 hours in ce and like 11 as XO maybe 7 as SO

Hours in XO:

11

Hours in SL:

rolebanned

Character Information:

Why did your character decide to become the CO of a ship?

mateba

How did your character attain the position of CO?

General of The Army, Jones, promoted me because I gave jones tuna

Provide a short story of your CO.

PVT (me)“hi kitty want tuna”
GoTA (jones) “meow”
PVT (me) gives tuna
GoTA (jones)“your promoted to major. meow”

Command Actions:

When do you believe it’s appropriate to pardon a prisoner?

always since MPs stink, unless its UPP or CLF or WY

Give some examples of when you would or would not use pardon.

WY UPP CLF

When do you believe it’s appropriate to use a Battlefield Execution?

whenever I want to

Give some examples of when you would or would not use Battlefield Execution.

when my feelings are hurt

accepting this makes me the senator of CO council

Despite the whole app being one big shitpost, this part is actually correct…

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I would actually COs to BE more people, even if its me, its always funny

Especially when you learn that someone was BEd for “interfering with the op” and the “interference” is a single (unsuccessful) disarm :patrice:

I didn’t think this day would come, but they should really ban you from acid goop.

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me? never

Watch your tongue buddy, shadow council is watching

Like Goge or well’s book

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+1 the man bribed me with Bitcoin.