NoSugarPlumNovember - Working Joey Application

General Acid Goop
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What is your BYOND key?

oh my god this again?? it is LITERALLY in the title?

What is your Discord ID?

not telling why do you even need this

Do you usually play a specific character? If so, who?

… do you WANT a hatecord after me?

What whitelist applications have you previously completed?

none

WJ Info:

Name of the WJ you wish to play:

Working Joe #0001

What is your Joe’s Personality?

Receptionist

Why do you want to be a WJ/why should we whitelist you?

I want to be a receptionist and clean stuff while being immortal and have AA

What is your most memorable interaction with a WJ?

when a WJ killed a rav

WJ Character Story:

“you always know a working joe”

Skills:

Engineering:

repairs stuff in the core, reactors, and maintains the almayer

Command:

receptionist for command

Medical:

whats that

Requisitions:

he’s very very slow at pressing the buttons (per the seegson manual) and doesn’t understand “EB” and “mh”

What are some scenarios that you can perform combat in? Give us a brief example

when a xeno invades the core, attempts to damage the reactors, or damage a WJ

Final Info:

Have you been banned from CM in the last month for any reason? Do you have any active jobbans?

maybe

Are you currently banned from our Discord?

I’m not hellware

Let us know why you were discord banned.

hellware?

Do you have anything else you would like to include about your application?

your presence has been logged

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I saw you on PVE and you left me to die that one round dude, didn’t even give me a funeral, -1

You’re NOT gonna make it to the Joe WL, it’s OVER

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too bad i canonically have lice on PvE

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Not a WJ wl but I’ll throw a question:

  1. When do you think it’s appropriate to BE a CO as WJ?
  2. An MP ask you to arrest a marine, what would you do?
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  1. when i think they dont like me
  2. go on harm mode & beat the living shit out of the MP and decap, joes cant harm people or arrest people but my joe can because he’s #1
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Appropriate answer, but since you have lice I’ll have to -1 this app.

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YOU’RE CHRIS FUCH? I was joking before but now I’m serious, you’re not making it. Giving everyone lice is gonna look bad on your record, working joes are supposed to know how to clean up dude

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joes dont have hair so they cant really have lice

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oh and i guess i was CLF on PvE too
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Not a whitelist holder, but I think this app will be denied cuz:

  1. You haven’t provided your discord ID so we can’t dox you
  2. You haven’t said your char name so we can’t metahate you
  3. Your story is so high effort and brilliant that it puts every WL holder and councillor to shame
  4. You’re not hellware
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Thats not the point and Joes can be lice carriers anyways. I recommend getting more hours on MT; you’re already good on the robusting side of things and the protocols, but you need to know how to mop good -1

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oh right let me add in my engi hours

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Here are my top 3 playtimes
I don’t play OT because its not worth my time
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Thats rookie numbers, the council’s minimum is 1000 hours on all of them. I recommend getting a neuralink so you can grind hours while you’re at work or sleeping -1

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true but think about a WJ robusting all of the MPs

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ok im requesting a withdrawl, i’m going to start working on my antag whitelist

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Good luck on your CO whitelist.

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Hi there Working Joey

Thank you for taking the time to write out such an extensive application, your efforts to raise the bar on the WJ whitelist certainly do not go unnoticed in this regard.

That said… while it pains me to pose any criticisms to such a clearly well prepared applicant, I think I need to burst your bubble

The WJ council has been following your discord activity, specifically regarding your unhinged rants regarding WJ WL status, and your wanting to just apply to play Synth, a lesser role contained within the WJ whitelist

I am going to once again remind you that, try as you might, you cannot just apply for WJ WL, to only play Synthetic. This fact is non-negotiable

Also, I find some of your past behaviors surrounding the Working Joe WL quite alarming. Case and point:

“Honestly? I don’t need really need Working Joe whitelist. For what interest is there in playing for them? I’m for one person. I can just play. And there’s no replacing a Synthetic. I just need to play Synthetic, that’s all.”

I strongly suggest you withdraw this application, and surrender your Acid Goop regular badge

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