Given that the steam release is dropping soon, I figured we may as well show a little appreciation for the new and soon-to-be-new players that will arrive soon on CM.
I know we’ve all had our fair share of frustrating events with extremely bald players, like when a 0 hour LCPL SADAR decides to shoot a predator that’s been dead for a solid 3 seconds,
or even better, when a GROUP of newbies appear to heartwarmingly help out the hedgehog!
But you know, despite all the hardships, frustration and abject disappointment that comes from these adorable gasmask-toting, warhammer-LARPing, bare-helmeted lightless bastards, sometimes you can’t help but feel a little warm inside when you see a helpless newbie try their best.
This little guy had no clue what he was doing, but he sure loved following me in his noobtrap armour and gasmask! Just look at his little feet running around in the dark. He’s absolutely going to be the first person to become lurker food for so-called PVT Griefer mentor SID, but he’s got the spirit!
My recent favourite however, has got to be this cute little fucker who ran around quipping bible verses, which really just shows how much they actually read the forum guides and wiki (yes, I’m biased). You can’t help but play along with the heartmelting bastard. They’ve got a bright future ahead of them! (they’re going to end up QC banned within 5 weeks after crashing out by shooting up briefing)
What’re some memorable PVT experiences you’ve all got?
(I’m being held hostage by harry to increase forum engagement for the steam release please post he has my wife and dog)
