my joy when i see people still carrying on the onion eater tradition
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im curious…
Character name: Bob Vancleave
Favored role: engineer
Favored weapon: M2C
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I never understood why you in all this time of CM you haven’t done the Obvious besides it maybe not fitting the text box.
Bob “Cleaver” Vancleave.
“Cleaver, stop fucking around, and make that Rav know your name has meaning!!”
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If you wanna be simple, Misti ‘Rock’ Rockwell. Hard to move. Stubborn. Good thing and bad.
If you wanna be FANCY, Misti ‘Stolid’ Rockwell. It means reliable. Basically is a fancy way of saying Solid. (if you google stolid, the example is “a stolid bourgeois gent”)
You could just do Misti ‘Solid’ Rockwell but Solid Snake will appear in CIC and yeet you.
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I feel as though “Rock” is a bit too on the nose for my liking lol
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a bit cheeky for sure
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I’ve been playing for a while and my most recent character that I’ve grown attached to hasn’t gotten a nickname yet. So this oughta be good.
Character Name: Hank Hanover
Favored Role/Position: Rifleman/Comtech
Favored Weapon: M4A1
Character Description: A shorter than average, stockily built, yet very average looking man. His only real noticeable feature being his bushy eyebrows.
Unique Character Abilities: Generally luckier than average and also more likely to follow orders than the average grunt.
Rubbing my hands together in anticipation rn.
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Hank “Handkerchief” Hanover? It just sparked when i read your name…
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Misti “Miso” Rockwell? Since, well, Japanese and stuffs.
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could be Hank “hangover” Hanover, cuz he’s a stocky, bushy man, kinda like a dwarf
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Character Name: David Anderson
Favored Role/Position: RTO / SADAR spec
Favored Weapon: M4RA Battle Rifle (secondary VP-78 ALWAYS)
Character Description: Think 1960s American Greaser. Previous occupation was a radio host for an outer colony, he has a buttery voice and quippy jokes. A follower of the “Lord of Gib” a denomination of HEFA.
Unique Character Abilities: Always has CAS flares, a quip to throw when things are FUBAR, and drip
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Since most of the people that knew me and nicknamed me don’t play anymore I’m gonna give it a try, surprise this old man.
Character Name: Ruben Benitez
Favored Role/Position: I main PFC and that’s it.
Favored Weapon: m37a2 shotgun with buckshot
Character Description: a 6’1, strong-built hispanic with brown hair and beard, like most old timers he doesn’t use a helmet. Instead uses a bandana with the colors of delta squad.
Unique Character Abilities: 70 confirmed kills with the shotgun (in-game statistic can be seen on my dossier), he can huffle entire cans of cryo gas without passing out, speaks spanish fluently and has an amazing pain resistance.
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You are now Ruben ‘chingón’ Benitez.
chingón is a spanish word for badass, suits an unga marine that doesn’t wear a helmet, likes to be close with an enemy to PB them, as well as a spanish language.
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You are now David ‘Doolan’ Anderson
Ed Doolan was a radio presentor in the 1900’s it matches your character description, the name also rhymes with yours.
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OP I think we should also add a line our characters’ preferred squad: ie. Alpha/Bravo/Charlie/Delta
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Character Name: Artyom Raskolnikov
Favored Role/Position: Squad Leader/ Smart Gunner/ Staff Officer
Favored Weapon: XM88 Heavy Rifle/Smart Gun
Character Description: A russian man of average height and good musculature. Artyom is not going to win any beauty contests, and that is without factoring in his many scars. He looks rather grim, though this is not all too reflective of his personality.
Character abilities: Has great concern for his squad, and is willing to throw themselves at Xenos for a chance at saving them. Besides that his most prominent features are his stubbornness and his resilience.
Really interested in seeing what yer got cause I can’t think of anything.
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How about Artyom ‘Tachanka’ Raskolnikov?
Tachanka referring to their preferrence for big dakka/MGs, as the Tachanka was a very primitive, horse-drawn HMG wagon in Russia’s civil war.
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Character Name: Ethan Henderson
Favored Role: Chef
Favorite weapon: Whatever’s on the floor that’s better than his
Character Description: Middle aged man, slightly overweight, much like a jolly Santa. Wanted to spread the Lord’s word and decided that space was the best way.
Unique Abilities: His food is enjoyed by all, including xenos
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Ethan “Mess” Henderson?
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How about Artyom “Synapse” Raskolnikovor even Artyom “Laserhawk” Raskolnikov?
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