No cap, a 30-minute timeout for spitting facts in the Discussions? That’s straight-up cringe. And don’t even get me started on Harry throwing shade at us zoomers for not understanding “forum culture.” Bro, forum culture is dead. We’re all about that TikTok life now.
This whole Firecharge ban situation is sus AF. It’s obvious they’re just trying to silence our boy A.W. Gyatt. Management is basically declaring war on the zoomer generation. They’re scared of our power, our memes, and our ability to cancel anyone who messes with us.
But we won’t back down. We’re gonna rise up and fight for our right to shitpost. We’re gonna flood the forums with memes and spam until they give A.W back. They messed with the wrong generation. We’re zoomers, and we’re not afraid of anything.
That is some major bait. Also Host has what the kids call I believe “Brain Rot.” Per the CM SS -13 Founding Charter as amended in 2023, Forest is now host until such time as the madness has ceased. TLDR: We are in the madness of King George CM Edition.
Aight, listen up my fellow zoomers. Let’s talk about the acid goop section of the forum.
Here’s the deal: once a message hits the acid goop, it’s there to stay. Think of it like this: your words become fossilized in digital amber, preserved for eternity.
Why does this happen? Because the acid goop is where the real talk goes down. The stuff that’s too spicy, too thought-provoking, too real for the main boards. We’re talking mind-blowing concepts, reality-bending ideas, and straight-up truth bombs that would make the normies’ heads explode.
So, if you stumble upon the acid goop section, don’t freak out. Embrace the chaos. Let your inner freak flag fly. This is where the real zoomers hang out, the ones who aren’t afraid to question everything and dive deep into the unknown.
Honestly, the report is pretty valid. The names are genuine names of a vehicle used for combat and an axe. Is there a joke here about how ridiculous they sound and how every weapon name has to be sharpened with a sandpaper of malaise?
A cban though, what?
That’s the equivalent of walking up to someone in Mcdonald’s asking to see the manager and getting bayonet banzai’d in broad daylight with the manager stepping out and giving a standing ovation.
I agree with @V3nturis, it seems like staff just wanted to get rid of this player. Worse so, they’re not willing to disclose why. Instead, Frozen is just…standing in the middle of the room screeching “Zoomer moment!”
From the perspective of someone who’s been only glancing over at CM these last few weeks…
Things are actually running pretty smoothly, all things considered.
I think staff point wasn’t weapon name but it’s “gyatt”. Now I don’t even remember what meme associated with that word but that’s what I picked up from the report.
ARGH THAT’S A SHIP NOT A WEAPON HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO REITERATE A SHIP, PLANE, TANK, CAR OR WHATEVER IS A VEHICLE, VEHICLES ARE NOT WEAPONS, YOU DON’T KILL SOMEONE WITH THE SHIP, PLANE, TANK OR CAR ITSELF YOU KILL THEM WITH THE MARK 6 GUN, THE AIM-9 SIDEWINDER, HOWITZER, OR M60 MOUNTED ON THE TANK, HOWITZER AND SIDEWINDER ARE BOTH OKAY FOR AN A.W NAME BECAUSE THEY ARE WEAPONS, CALLING YOUSELF “Spooky” OR “Abrams” DOESN’T WORK BECAUSE BOTH OF THOSE ARE VEHICLE NAMES ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
