The virgin pred vs the chad marine. Extended lore version.

I will admit this one got a little away from me.

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what

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Whats confusing you. Every single one of those is either from xenopedia or from ss-13 CM.

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The amount of “there” where “their” should be is staggering.

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Bro the predcord is going to hunt you down bro there’s still time to delete this before it’s too late pls bro you have so much to live for ;_;

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no MP?

The MP Cabal will be seeing you shortly with flashbangs in hand, it’s over for you buddy.

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Double virgin pred for rewriting their own lore to appear as a chad tribals who jumped from stone age to space age due to a climate change.
Triple virgin pred for removing any mention of amengi from said lore.
Quadruple virgin pred when they hear Chadrine call them “Jamaicans”. You can see a glowing tears flowing from under the mask.

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Im going to be honest I only stopped adding stuff cause I ran out of space on the powerpoint slide. I will proabably make one with more human entries. it will probably keep growing till it get it’s gets it’s own wiki page. If you can convice an admin to make a greenshift based on this meme I will give you 20 xeno tokens.

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this is peak

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Next one will be virgin MP VS chad MT.

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YES!

the MT when I hit them with the most diabolical zombie powder hypo known to man

(they will be paralyzed for the next 30 minutes)

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Trailer for the next one. (Ps this version has a typo. It supposed the gamer word should be gamer words.

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“says his 30 page copy pasta” okay now i understand who it is.

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Okay there done now.

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Don’t ask hyperdyne what a model Hyperdyne 129-4 is.

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I read the synth wiki page just for that meme. It really funny cause the lore is not trying to be dark. But they effectivly made I have no mouth and I must scream but in reverse. Fun fact no where is it mention that synths have rights. It says they can’t be arrested but thats only cause they incapable of breaking the law. In one of the linked guide is say they do but since you can buy and sell a synth this seems to be a plot hole.

Now I want an synth player to be just like AM but is programed to be nice so they can only express there pure hate passive aggressivly.

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IIRC UPP synths are just government property.

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We can’t have that in CM, because CM synths have to be 100% human with a human quirk and nothing robotic about them, because any sign of being robotic “restrict” RP, or whatever bs council of beetroot invents.

At best you can get some kind of a misanthrope human quirk, which probably will be shut down if you ever tried to apply for a synth with something like that.

We can’t have nice things.

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What does IIRC mean. Also isn’t every signle synth in the game owned by a human. The marines buy them from WY and so do colonists. CLF reprograms captured synth to make them work for them.

If i ever get a synth whitelist I will play a existential robot asking question like do they have free will. Is robotics unethical and such. To be fair people question if humans have free will so it makes sense robots would do that same.

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