S tier: ,abcd SCREECH, CHARGE!!!
A tier: ‘Command Announcement: Today we will be doing a triple paradrop onto the HE OB crater’
B tier: ‘Briefing at 00:35, FORECON needs our help’
C tier: ‘Alpha + Delta hydro, Bravo FOB, Charlie comms’
F tier: ‘Please STOP attacking the MP on the Alamo’
All I can see in this tier list is the topic starter’s futile attempts at disguising their fetish bias towards Major Dafoe and his imitators.
your fancy words don’t scare me forum man
FF tier: @Spy23
You forgot about the SS tier: Major Bob cross [COMMAND] says: “Split drop Alpha and delta on normandy bravo and alpha on alamo”.
Forgot one. Delta is on FOB.
My favorite part about Lauffer’s briefings is that you can almost feel the ghosts of dead survivors around you. Spooky.
SSS+: No announcements for the past 45 mins 
He has been arrested by the MPs and Provost is inbound or has arrived,
SSSS+ tier:
“Delta, you’re FOB. CAS, is not allowed. No pushing the enemy. Anyone cought otherwise will be brigged by the groundside MPs”.
SSSSS+ Tier, Squad Leaders to the CIC, we will be discussing the operation whilst enjoying my birthday cake
Xenos weren’t ready for the Bobday Celebration
He should start hosting séances instead of briefings
no they werent…round ended 10 minutes after we late deployed, pure blitz
That would be one of the funniest things of all time.