That is not a copypasta. That is a warning that needs to be heeded.
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Fucking Godwin’s law in action. Given enough time, this thread has already looped back into Holocaust references about three times already, lmao.
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Guys they won’t let me say word this is literally 1984.
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A commodore whitelist user has fallen into the river in LV-624! Deploy the new rescue squad (echo)! *scream! Build the squad and off to the LZ surrounded by xenomorphs. Ignore the communications from the last marine down!, send the dropship full of marines to kill them, and make the offering to the xenocord. The new incompetent CIC set from CM SS13
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ENOUGH IS ENOUGH, I HAVE HAD IT WAS THIS MOTHERFUCKING DRAMA IN THIS MOTHERFUCKING 20 YEAR OLD 2D SPESSMAN GAME, EVERYBODY STRAP IN, I’M ABOUT TO FF SOME REQ LINES.
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stims are so fucking good. it is obvious that researcher is the most highly skilled roles in the game while xenos are a point and click adventure. it takes a monumentous effort and robustness to do my special xeno destroyer 3000 stim combo that hardcounters all xeno abilities. We as research mains work so fucking hard every single round to make the perfect stims with properties to instantly remove ALL stuns and remove larva. it’s so challenging to do now, only an individual with a PhD in cm research could mass produce stims and get a marine major, and consisantly do it EVERY SINGLE ROUND. devs are too good to rework research and remove stins. we NEED easier instant stims and hydroponics to be 2 hit mutagen so it’s even better for the game
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CURSE OF REVOLVER OCELOT! 
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SIX SHOTS MORE THEN ENOUGH TO KILL ANYTHING THAT MOVES
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You need to sit down and listen when a pred wl’d player speaks. Facehuggers are unnamed side character NPCs, predators are what makes a round a true story, people will remember the preds that invade the alamayer and recover gear but they wont remember nolifeful hugger (378)'s 100000th facehug on a bravo pvt
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Guys, you don’t get it, we’re on a backwater fleet where all the criminals are sent, i need to do my hyper super real RP of breaking windows, shoving people and stealing to achieve my RP, the MP’s have NO justification for arresting me for “assault” and “theft” and “DTGP” it’s all the MP’s fault for not going along with my super serious RP of calling the commander a fucking idiot directly to his face, i DESERVE arrest immunity because i got my spec roll round start guys, therefore i am king shit of the entire USCM, the MP’s should never be allowed to arrest Me, SG, or SL, no matter how serious the crime is, because we are vital to the operation and that means we should get away with it, so i stabbed a guy for cutting in req line, big whoop, why should i get arrested for Assault with a deadly weapon, it’s all MP’s fault, thankfully all my marine buddies know that i shouldn’t be arrested and promptly gang up on the MP’s as soon they arrive, including a few marines who just walked near line and have no clue why the MP is getting beat up
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MY MARINES ARE ALL MORONS, I GIVE THEM EVERYTHING THEY NEED TO WIN AND THEY STILL FAIL, ALWAYS, and it’s not because i’m a bad Commander, i’m a very good commander, it’s because THEY’RE STUPID, then the d chat asks WHY AREN’T YOU COMMANDING THEM GOOD ENOUGH? why didn’t you teach your buddies to listen, it’s your fault your deltards are stupid not mine.
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DEAD: Spitter (QR-583-D2) (F) says, “dumbass queen”
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Wowwwww, you yell like a marine! That means you are one, right? Shut the fuck up. If you really want to be shot and treated like a filthy then that’s called brain damage, not “Robust or “Immersion". What part of you seriously thinks that any part of acting like a marine establishes a reputation of appreciation? Is it your lack of any defining aspect of personality that urges you to resort to shitty representations of special forces to create an illusion of meaning in your worthless life? Wearing headbands further notes the complete absence of human attribution to your false sense of personality, such as intelligence or charisma in any form or shape. Where do you think this mindset’s gonna lead you? You think you’re good at the game, skilled, robust even? What makes you think that acting like a fucking marine will make a goddamn hyena laugh? I, personally, feel extremely sympathetic towards you as your only escape from the worthless thing you call your existence is to pretend to be a marine. But it’s not a worthy choice to assert this horrifying fact as a dominant trait, mainly because personality traits require an initial personality to lay their foundation on. You’re not worthy of anybody’s time, so go fuck off, “Marine”.
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I AM NOT CRAZY, I AM NOT CRAZY, I KNOW HE STOLE THE CAMERA, IN CC’S BUNK ONE AFTER LAUNDRY, AS IF I COULD EVER MAKE SUCH A MISTAKE NEVER NEVER, I JUST COULDN’T PROVE IT, HE GOT THAT IDIOT FROM HIS LEGAL TEAM TO LIE FOR HIM, YOU THINK THIS IS SOMETHING? YOU THINK THIS IS BAD? THIS THIS CHICANARY, HE’S DONE WORSE, THAT COLONY, ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT A XENO JUST HAPPENS TO LIVE THERE? NO HE OCHERSTRAED IT, CL, HE DEALT ULTRAZINE FOR FUN, AND I SAVED HIM, I TOOK HIM INTO MY OWN SHIP, WHAT WAS I THINKING, HE’LL NEVER CHANGE, EVER SINCE HE WAS A JUNIOR EXEC, COULDN’T KEEP HIS HAND OUT OF THE AUTO CASE, AND HE GETS TO BE AN EXECUTIVE SPECIALIST? WHAT A SICK JOKE I SHOULD HAVE STOPPED HIM WHEN I HAD THE CHANCE, AND YOU YOU HAVE TO STOP HIM YOU
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WHERE IS YOUR RED BERRET MP?!
YOU ARE OUT OF UNIFORM, SOLDIER! WHERE IS YOUR RED BERRET?
DON’T HAVE ANY?
YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIVE THAT, MAGGOT?
THE TRUTH IS YOU LOST AN EXPENSIVE PIECE OF ARMY-ISSUE EQUIPMENT.
THAT BERRET IS GOING TO COME OUT OF YOUR PAY
AND YOU WILL REMAIN IN THIS MANS ARMY UNTIL YOU ARE FIVE HUNDRED AND TEN YEARS OLD
WHICH IS THE NUMBER OF YEARS IT WILL TAKE FOR YOU TO PAY FOR THE
RED FUCKING BERRET YOU HAVE LOST!
REPORT TO THE BRIG AND HAVE A NEW RED BERRET ISSUED TO YOU, THEN REPORT BACK TO ME, MP!
DISMISSED!
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GRRRRRRRRRHHHHHH, WE’RE MARINES, NOT THOSE WEAK SNIVELING COWARDS AT THE ARMY, YOU DARE INSULT MY GREAT CORPS BY COMPARING IT TO THOSE AIN’T READY FOR THE MARINES YET SCUM? YOU’RE GOING TO RUN AROUND THE ENTIRE SHIP IN ATHLETES SHORTS FOR TEN HOURS UNTIL YOU CAN REDEEM YOURSELF FOR SUCH A GRAVE MISTAKE.
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I’m a Joe Dafoe CO lover. I’m a Finn combat synth supporter. I’m an Ugnip55 superfan. I love Joe Dafoe, I always back up Joe Dafoe. I play corpsman so I can pocket medic Joe Dafoe and keep him dosed on oxycodone at all times. One time Joe Dafoe gave me a medal for saving him from being capped and that was the moment I knew that I would dedicate the rest of my career to helping Joe Dafoe be CM’s no. 1 top fragger!
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genuine rage copypasta home brewed in CM
no seriously fuck you. how fuckin dare you ban me for winning. I was having so much fun and you ban me for it. I was so fucking happy for winning for once in my fucking god damned horrible life. I fucking need this do you not understand? fuck you. you pathetic fucking sycophant fuck you. i am so tired of being forced to lose so that you can feel like you’ve beat me. you will never defeat me fairly. you will never be better than me at ANYTHING besides being a cheating manipulate asshole FUCK YOU 400 fucking hours of nonstop losing and abuse and i win ONE FUCKING TIME YOU BAN ME FOR WARCRIMES FUCK YOU I WON YOU LOST YOU BITCHED TO ADMINS YOU BITCHED TO CODERS YOU BITCHED AND BITCHED AND BITCHED AND MOANED UNTIL THEY CHANGED THE RULES FOR YOU AGAIN LIKE YOU ALWAYS FUCKING DO FUCK YOU
edit: I would love to know how they got banned for war crimes
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Here is my ultimate suggestion to solve all gameplay issues :
Give corporate liaison the ability to sell their soul to a corporation deity.
Depending on the deity they chose, they get bonus/malus:
- Cocuck Cola : you gain diabetes and fatness but the ability to move faster. (Fat + fast speed = you stay at normal speed)
- InstaGrand : you can make selfies which grant you money. But each time you take a selfie it blinds you for 5 minutes. Also money is not usable.
- Vegan Ltd : you have access to healthy food which brings you additional hitpoints and you are impervious to organ damage. You are a vegan tho, so you are annoying and IFF can’t apply to you, including aim mode. Also FF does double damage to you.
- Electronic Farts : you sell video games, but only the ones with heavy micro transactions. You can create your own cheaty PR that can be applied to the current round. Though, maintainers never accept it and other players hate you.
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